Custom Search
May 16 2008

The longest forum post to date

Posted by Slotvent

Well after a week of having the forum we finally have a topic that has captured the debate hearts. And the topic is “yawning” and why do we do it.

I found this online that might answer a few questions:

THE ANSWER
It is a protective mechanism to make a group more alert
Or, it’s a form of herding behavior
Or it’s a means of communicating sleeping times
The brain cooling theory says that when we contagiously yawn we are participating in an ancient, hardwired ritual that evolved to help groups stay alert and detect danger.

Yawning is an involuntary action that everyone does. We start before we are born and most creatures on the planet do it - even snakes and fish.

New research suggests rather than being a precursor to sleep, the purpose of yawning is to cool the brain so it operates more efficiently and keeps you awake.

The theory could explain a puzzling question about subconscious human behaviour - why many of us yawn when we see or hear another person doing it, or even read about it or even just think about it?

‘Herding behavior’

It’s not copying another person’s sleepiness, say scientists at the University of Albany in New York, who are behind the latest research.

“We think contagious yawning is triggered by empathic mechanisms which function to maintain group vigilance,” says Dr Gordon Gallup, a leading researcher at the university.

The belief is further supported by the observation of University of Maryland’s Robert Provine that paratroopers report yawning before jumping.

But there are other theories. It’s been suggested contagious yawning could be a result of an unconscious herding behavior - a subtle way to communicate to those around us, similar to when flocks of birds take flight at the same time.

Another theory suggests contagious yawning might have helped early humans communicate their alertness levels and co-ordinate sleeping times.

Basically, if one decided it was time to sleep they would tell the others by yawning and they would do it in return to show they agreed.

Chimpanzees also suffer from contagious yawning, according to researchers at Kyoto University in Japan. They are thought to be the only other creatures, apart from humans, who do so.

The rest of the animal kingdom - including birds, snakes and hippos - yawn for other reasons. Dogs yawn to stay calm in certain situations, says Turid Rugaas, author of On talking Terms with Dogs.

Anyone who gets to the end of this article without yawning may wish to think of themselves as a medical apparition. In fact, only about half of adult humans are prone to contagious yawning.

Filed under : Random | No Comments »
May 13 2008

The speed of burger king is amazing

Posted by Slotvent

Burger king makes me laugh, As it happens i had one today after a long ol day at work. The guys at the Heston Services Burger King are by far the slowest people to ever cook a burger.
I walked in and asked for my food the lady behind the counter just spend the next 10 mins just staring at the drink cups wondering what one is the large cup ;)

Shocking service and it always happens when you want fast food.

Filed under : Random | No Comments »
May 12 2008

Britan don’t have talent

Posted by Slotvent

Britans got talent … i don’t think so.

I cant get enough of that show, there is always someone that can make me laugh on there when they think that they are gods gift to the talent business then get told they suck ass by simon cowell ;) Its woth the tv licence alone just to watch them cry.

Don’t get me wrong there are some good acts on there but yea most are shocking and its well worth the look in.

Filed under : Random, Sites | No Comments »
May 09 2008

The day the FBI contacted me

Posted by Slotvent

Now its not likely that the FBI would really contact me but i got this in my email today ;)
It seems the FBI now deal with money transaction to.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
Email: fbi@fbionline.co.cc

Attention;
We believe this notification meets you in a very good present state of mind and health. We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.
It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay.Having said all this, we will further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all level.
In addendum, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Prof. Chukwuma Soludo and Mr. AliuU Lawal along with some of the top officials of the Ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office.
We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Janet White from Arizona has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00 (Eight million united states dollars), but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before the go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank informations which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that was the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigations.
They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to this irregularities so that they don’t fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And should in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest, We therefore advice you to contact Dr. Bello Hassan Director Foreign Remittance Department of the Central Bank Headqaurter, which is the only approve person handling all outstanding debt owened by the concern Country on the information bellow for an immediate remittance of your fund: informations accordingly:
NAME: DR. BELLO HASSAN,
DIRECTOR FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT,
CENTRAL BANK HEADQURTER,
CADASTRAL ZONE, FEDERAL CAPITAL TERRITORY,
ABUJA-NIGERIA.
TEL-+234-808-488-3441
Email: foreignremittancedepartment_cbn01@ubbi.com
NOTE: In your best interest, any message that doesn’t come from the above official email address should not be replied to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the Central Bank office immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to you payment file as directed so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.
Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary informations which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly.
All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don’t have anything to worry about. All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time, will want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out.
Should in case you need any more informations in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.
Yours Sincerely,
Robert Mueller,
Director FBI

Filed under : Funny, Random | No Comments »
Apr 28 2008

Blogbutterfly.com

Posted by Slotvent

Some of you may know keri jordan and some of you may not but i reccomend that you go check out her new site. Visit BlogButterfly.com where you will find Keri’s latest Blog and other random updates inc. Her Favourite You Tube Videos and Music. Information on all the sites she is currently linked to ie MySpace, FaceBook, Xanga, StumbleUpon, Twitter & Friendster! Here, Jordan also posts articles on her favourite sites such as RadioGlitch & ConfessionBank.com. So…To check out which Hot Topics she will be blogging about next go BlogButterfly!

Click here to visit her site

Filed under : Random, Sites | No Comments »
Apr 28 2008

New gallery added

Posted by Slotvent

I have added the new gallery called funny pictures. I have had a lot of funny photos on my phone and i have decided to start sharing them with you all as of today.

dsc00075.jpg

This was taken in Eton “the land of the posh” i just dont know how posh you can be with the name porney in the title of the local school. Maybe its just me and im the only one that finds this funny but it did and thats why the pic is here.

dsc00122.jpg

This is defo the child in me but i could help laughing when i see this. Maybe you should read it all in one go for the dirty side to shine through. I laughed so hard.

photo-0010.jpg

There are no words that can really describe this photo.  Would you take your family to the “gaylord” for a lovley meal ? I wouldnt.

I will be adding more as i come across them in my travels so stay locked.

Filed under : Funny, Random | No Comments »
Apr 27 2008

New Order

Posted by Slotvent

Whilst searching for things to write about on my last post i came upon this old new order track called Blue Monday.

God i aint heard this in a long time so its all here for you to have a look at. Lets hope it dont make you feel to old ;)

Filed under : Random | No Comments »
Apr 27 2008

Well its monday

Posted by Slotvent

Tags: , , ,

I don’t know whether it comes with age or it’s the summer trying to break through but the weekends don’t seem to last as long as they should. It’s a hard one to figure because it don’t matter how much fun you have your always waiting for the next one to show up, does this mean that we are just wishing our lives away constantly looking forward to something that’s not arrived yet or should we be more interested in what’s just happened.

Filed under : Random | No Comments »
Apr 25 2008

Wordpress Themes

Posted by Slotvent

I’m not impressed with this whole wordpress thing I got going on right now, the amount of free themes out there is amazing for us wordpress users but, there all shit. I know, I could create my own maybe but I don’t really have the time to do this or the energy. Maybe there should be some rules that you have to follow to make the number of shocking themes decline a little.

I have spend pretty much most of the day going through various wordpress sites looking for that special theme just to come back here a day later and keep the theme that I already had.

Does anyone have any suggestions of a good site for free themes?

1, because I’m giving up soon

2, because I’m not paying for them (Wordpress is free so why should I pay to make it look good)

So that’s a quick rant on what’s going on at the moment in the world of slotvent. Theme hunting instead of making music or getting a life ;)

That’s it I’m going to stick with the theme I got, I even stopped half way through writing this to have a look at some other sites and now I’m really annoyed. If you don’t like how my site looks, I honestly don’t care. I hate it but that’s it and we have to deal with it for now.

So, as a final note if you do know of any good theme sites please, please, please let me know.

Filed under : News, Random | No Comments »
Apr 23 2008

I wonder how long it will be before

Posted by Slotvent

I just checked the most searched terms for yahoo and i was wondering how long it would be before i get in that list if ever. Personally speaking i think it would be pretty cool but at the moment im only averaging about 20 slotvent searches a day that bring people to my site.

Heres the latest list just in case you were wondering what people were searching for
Yahoo!’s most popular search terms.

1. Kristy Lee Cook
2. Miley Cyrus
3. Danica Patrick
4. Shannon Elizabeth
5. Nikki Reed
6. Hi-5
7. American Idol
8. Dancing With The Stars
9. NBA
10. Earth Day
11. WWE
12. IRS
13. Limewire
14. Britney Spears
15. Webkinz World

Filed under : Random | No Comments »
  • sponsor

  • Pages

  • Mybloglog

  • Izea Rank